MY CONVERSATION W/ THE MAGIC 8-BALL ONLINE
ME: Should I just message *new guy*?
MAGIC 8-BALL (M8B): OUTLOOK POSITIVE.
ME: Does he like me?
ME: Am I in trouble at work?
M8B: MOST LIKELY.
ME: Is *new guy* the one for me?
M8B: CAN NOT PREDICT NOW.
ME: Will *old guy* and I ever get back together?
M8B: VERY DOUBTFUL.
ME: Is it a bad idea to call *new guy*?
M8B: MY SOURCES SAY NO.
I therefore conclude that this Magic 8-Ball online thingy is the BOMB! Hahaha!=)